Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Porn Enthusiast Lands In A&E With A Live Eel Up His Anus

Porn Enthusiast Lands In A&E With A Live Eel Up His Anus (PICTURES)

 


Central European News/ Huffington Post UK  |  By Posted:

Chinese surgeons have reportedly worked through the night to remove a live eel from a man’s rectum.
The unmarried man, who arrived alone at a hospital casualty unit in Shunde, Guangdong province, told medics he had been imitating a porn film when he inserted the eel.
"Please, please help me. The eel is moving through my body," he begged.

Surgeons finally removed the 20 inch long Asian swamp eel - which weighed more than half a kilo - in the early hours of the morning after a lengthy procedure involving drugs and medical probes.
"The eel was simply trying to find it's way out," explained one of the medical team.

"It was still alive when we got it out but it died soon afterwards, which was probably a mercy.

"This was a particularly idiotic stunt and could have caused him a serious injury. Eels have small but very sharp teeth," he added.

A police spokesman said: "We are aware of what happened and a 39-year-old man will be interviewed over alleged animal cruelty."

As far fetched as this sounds, it turns out eel porn is a “thing”.
Four years ago Vice magazine filmed an interview with Japanese director Daikichi Amano, who found fame after making a film in which “100 baby eels which came out of a girl’s ass”.

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In 2010 Shanghaiist reported on the death of a man who was killed after an eel he had inserted into his rectum gnawed through his bowels. The 59-year-old was admitted to a Sichuan hospital complaining of abdominal pain, dehydration and anal bleeding.
His friend told doctors the eel had been inserted “as a joke”.

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